Stop Fucking Calling!

That feels better. It's my message to all the Republicans who keep calling my phone and leaving messages about how great Bush is and how evil Kerry is. Today I received one from a little old lady telling me how Kerry would take away her medicine if he won. Man, why don't they just come out and call him Satan while they're at it. Just get it over with. I love their platform of hope. While Bush says Kerry can run, but not hide, Dickhead Cheney is busy telling people we're gonna get nuked or gassed any day now. And they claim to be making us safer? If me shitting my pants is safer, then we got a winner.